Funny Money

Happy April Fools Day! I’m not great at pranks. I think they’re really funny and I definitely always fall for them when someone else pulls one on me, but I’m not sneaky enough to ever successfully pull a prank on someone else. I am, however, particularly good at telling really bad jokes. So in the spirit of April Fools Day, here are some of my all time favorite money jokes:

bah dum tss

What does one penny say to another?

Let’s get together and make some sense.

Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

Because it had more cents.

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

They’re always a little short.

What did the duck say when he went shopping?

Put it on my bill.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? 

A very witch person.

Where do penguins keep their money?

The snow bank.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin the piggy bank again.

And then to finish it off, here’s a One Direction knock knock joke just because One Direction.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Urine.

Urine who?

Urine secure, don’t know what for . . .

Happy April Fools Day!

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